My Book, Life, Heroin, Insurance Fraud.

So what; I've been around for some time, defending the Queen, disturbing the peace, and defending the ONE AND ONLY Trident of Poseidon. But who is my daddy, and what does he do? Those answers and more, in the following:

Ok, so the past few months have been hell; but I am finally getting back in order. Work seems to get a little easier every day, I swear I won't be there next christmas. But on to the real things in my life; I seem to become more of the acquaintance guy now. I swear I love people, but I know WAY TOO MANY of you. This really isn't good now that I am surrounding myself with students again. YES you heard right, I am actually going to school.

Poker, poker, poker; what can I say? The past few weeks, I downplay, I hollywood, I bluff, I show, I muck; and all you know is I either have boats or nothing. I am subtly making false tells, just to see who notices. So if I tap out for a straight, I might just have some pocket rockets.

I will definitely have an update someday. So check this page every five minutes and bathe in it's glory.


My Book: Not much progress here. It is pretty much everything I want to accomplish with this; well minus the adds and incriminating evidence. Yet so far, I am still left with the following.

"I'm the one who faces his fears. A fighter and a lover. The one with no regret for the days nor the nights, which I have seized. I live life by one creed, live. I drive fast, dance slow, and work somewhere in-between. I am a man of morals, a defender of good, and the physical incarnation of beauty. I'M NOT RANDOM!!!!! I'm the one who cheats with death, taking life for all it's got. I think on my feet, and sit on my rear. I'm everything, everyone wants; happy, happy, and content."

[Sarcasm] For those of you who do not know about my book, it is an amazing story; including such vivid and deep characters as: James Tiberius Kirk, the lovable Chewbacca, grizzly man Aragorn, revolutionist John Conner, pretty boy Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell, paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant, rock star Marty McFly, token black guy Apollo Creed, the hysterical Lloyd Christmas, the show-boating John McClane, and of course; their leader Daniel Ocean. Together they form the "A Team" [/Sarcasm]


Other Random Projects:

This Crap: See Figure A.

Mame Cabinet: Ready to go, just need tax refund.

Poker Table: Waiting for complete rebuild, and having some felt problems.

Trident: A suitable replacement trident will take some time to conceive. I am afraid that I will have to scale Olympus and defeat Zeus, therefore restoring Chronos to his place as god of all. Once I have restored the Titan from Elysium; he and I shall reform the original trident shards with my own as the god of the time reverses its fowl fate. In that day, I shall enter his body and fuse with the seed of Poseidon, defending my title.

Fighting: Well heck, kids there is a Heavy Bag hanging in my room...what can we deduce from this?


Outlook On Life:

The world would be a better place, if everybody were just content. Today you live, and that is cause for celebration. I may be young, and I may not know much; but living life is where it is at. Boys and girls, you are like everybody else; and while I normally go more in depth with this type of crap, it is not entertaining. So the solution is this: If you "sweat some girls nuts", "whine about no-lovin' ", complain about how you look, or something to that degree...I will slap you with a moldy fish.


Links You Should Already Know By Heart:

Site After My Own Heart
"Best Page In The Universe"
How To Dress
Ladder Theory
MAME
MAME Cabinets
Something I Waste Time On
Everyones Favorite 10 Year Old Game
OSS
My Main E-mail