Let The Jokes Begin.

So I'm gonna go ahead an issue apologies for the upcoming damage in the next couple of weeks. There isn't a precise list, we have gone over you, and lets just say that Morgan will be involved if at all possible. The first of many will go down tonight. And I will have to issue that apology myself; as you see the essence of a good joke is timing, and timing was against me. True I had little control on it, and while for some people I wouldn't wink, one should treat their friends like family; and I strive to be that kind of person.

People Still Remaining On The List:

Paulus (so many resources to utilize, what will we do... WHAT WILL WE DO??)
Alex (so little resources " ")
etc.

Let's just say that if I have you in my address-book, you could be mine (but you're way out of line, with your bitch slap rappin' and your cocaine tongue, you get nothing done, I said) you could be mine.

Targets hit: Wouldn't you like to know... wouldn't you like to know. Anyways there will a lot of video footage in the upcoming months, and nothing is going to be TOO bad. I will not be releasing waivers and am not afraid to censor your face for commercial gain. (who would buy my crap?)

Anyways it is almost 5 am, speak about bad timing.

...We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. (Boondock Saints)

Happy Hunting.