Every Time I Don't Post...
The University of Kentucky Loses at basketball. That's right, I admit it, it is my fault.
And Now... The Updates:
Frisbee, Skiing, and Pranking; OH MY!
Frisbee:
Today was the first day of frisbee, and I must say it was 60 degrees of pure pleasure. (Fahrenheit you crazy metri's) It reminds me of the good old days, but I must say that 3 1/2 hours is a bit much... yet not quite enough. By the time fall rolls around this year, I will have two broken legs and weigh 124 pounds. I am so sore, which brings me to ...
Skiing:
Saturday was the first day in a long time that I had the pleasure of skiing. (technically sunday) And I must say it was 34 degrees of pure pleasure. I didn't have too much trouble, but definitely fell more than I deserved. I have already talked my uncle into taking me to Whistler, Canada in the near future. Moral was up when we left, which brings me to...
I'M NOT RANDOM
Pranking:
For legality terms, I cannot mention those involved. But let us say that a certain Party: A, had an incriminating picture, which was made into a Valentines Day Card and then delivered by us Party: B, to a single person fair in the eye of A, whom we will name Party: C. Now initially C was supposed to wonder why A left a card, however there is the Z factor. Now the Z factor in not so many words, is a wrapped up can of cheesy noodles, which happened to be connected to the card. What astonished us here at B is that C did not understand the gift that keeps on giving, and therefore confronted A; which let to a scandal involving B, us. However, the joke is not on B, us; because well we found through network surveys, that people respond well to canned goods in awkward situations. That said, A has more incriminating pictures that I will not post here. I will not even say how to get them based on a pact with that person. However if you want to post a link in the comments, I will only be allowed to moderate it once every 72 hours. I love you A.
Valentines Day
Well in the true spirit of Capitalism... I did nothing for Valentines day; aside from lots and lots of school crap. And a few things with friends.
Your Quest For En-Lightenment Has Come To a Close



1 Comments:
Nice. You can have your fancy chrome rims, and your thumping sound system -- but nothing pimps out a ride like a glowing plastic calf.
Roll-On Pimp-Master Yates, Roll-On.
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