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Update

Ok, so the update is finally here, the other night we randomly drove to Pigeon Forge, TN. Where we were instantly harassed by the police, and kicked out of Walmart. After which I drove all the way back to Lexington, only making a stop for ungodly amounts of fireworks, which are just waiting to be released on the unsuspecting public.