When I Was Your Age I Dealt With Summer, Tornados, Sleet and Snow... All In The Same Weekend

So Ladies and Gentlemen, I survived Ichthus, and let me tell you it was wet

I heard a lot of bands, saw maybe 3, survived a "Tornado", broke a tv, made some money, sang classic rock in front of a live audience, watched a man get pierced, set up tent 200 yards closer to stage than any living soul, came back to Lexington every night, caught a cold, danced in the snow, lived in mud, went through a restricted entrance, slept in a puddle, played frisbee... without so much as a bath

Eh, there are stories to be told:

The Legend of Nubbles
How To Talk Your Way Through A Gate
People Don't Like Confrontation

But those are for another day

I Want Genital Warts (So I Can Be Happy Like The Commercials)

British Accents Rock

So if you have a song in your heart, sing it to Patrick Kelly, like the Queen herself is present.

(Did you say something Patrick?)

A History of God

Well today Patrick and I went church hunting. Livi gets an honorable mention as she apparently goes there. And although it is cool to know somebody there, the message really didn't do much for me. So here is my own message for those a little out of touch with God, or people who fall asleep in church.

A History of God (Bible Synopsis)

In the Beginning God told Adam he could have paradise if he followed God.
Adam didn't and lost paradise.
God told man to repent or he would flood the earth.
Man did not, and only Noah survived.
God told Abraham that his offspring could have the promised land if they followed God.
Trip to Egypt.
God told the Israelites that they could be free if they had faith.
They didn't want to go.
God uses Moses and the plagues to free his people.
People lose faith at Red Sea.
God takes care of people at Red Sea.
People build idol.
God kills idol worshippers, promises promise land to those that follow God and seize the land.
People doubt their ability to seize land, and wander for 40 years.
God grants his people a second chance, promises a great nation if they follow him.
Nation fluctuates between great and crap because of irregular faith.
God gives prophets in order to restore faith in him, and his great nation.
God's people ignore the prophets.
God gives a living sacrifice of himself to atone for the problems of mankind.
God's people all but ignore his sacrifice.
God extends his sacrifice to all mankind.
People more or less ignore it, even to this day.
God gives us a chance to be happy and free.
Then again, what's new?

Frisbee and Tigers and Bears (You Know Who You Are), He He He... Freakin' Schweet

So we played Gods gift to man last night. That would be frisbee to you uneducated pagans. So anyways it was Jack, Paul, Patrick, Little Yates and I vs. the Roman Empire (or maybe we were split up on different teams, whatever). But anyways it was good and fun, and interesting to see Patrick play skins.

Speaking of Patrick:

Quit being wishy washy on me about Erika, I KNOW you like her, and I KNOW you want to be with her, Don't worry about me. Go for it, I'm not going to be wounded in any way shape or form if something develops. So don't you dare try to use me as an excuse. She seems to be pretty cool, so don't let that chance escape because of your doubts. She sounds like a great girl and you deserve no less. Now if only I could have a taco.


Ok so I have a few gifts for you. I was going through my "Random Crap" folder and had a little fun. Patrick, you get to explore gimp fu as well.



Then here is my George Seurat impression.



Baby Got Gimp

[edited: Too tired to make Alex look 100%]

More Fun

Way To Be Subtle Patrick

For those of you who actually read Patricks blog, today was the day in which Patrick in his subtly said "Go For It (Connect Four)" [parenthesis are used to denote additions made by the narrator of a quoted piece; in this case it would be I, Perfection himself]

That said last night was great.

Last Night...

Narrator: It was a night of pain, a night of noise, a night of love, a night of hate; a night of music and joy. Yet the fates had something else in store...

[In order of appearance]

Dustin, Alex, Patrick, Livi, Abe, Brian, Slone, Willie Hersh, and Clay made an interesting night.

So I come home to find Alex and Dustin out of their minds in my house. This was of course resolved with a rather subtle "Big Gulps, huh? Well...Alright, see ya later." At which time I invited Sir Patrick of Goatse to join the party. Now after a few hours I called Livi as she mentioned possibly doing something last night, instead being the tricky crazy person she is; she invited herself in the house and killed us all without a hint of mercy. So I spent some time to talk with Livi as the fools in my house went and made larger fools of themselves (I love you guys). Livi and I returned to chill with Abe and Brian as an addition to our gathering. We goofed off for what seemed like eternity; and then the night ended. And then the night began as Slone and Willie Hersh showed up followed by Mary, Joseph and Jesus (or Clay, I'm sometimes confused). And then I tried to sleep for a few hours and woke up and enlightened you and started to ramble.

Anyways, I love you all.

Demonstrating His Powers To The Room, Brian Creates Light With Heat Vision