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School Is Good

Yes children, higher education is for those of us who want to kill everyone. Tomorrow I will wake up and realize that technology is against me, and coincidentally chemistry is with me. So like my forefathers who fought the great battle against Arnold Schwarzenegger before he came from the future; I too will take command by living in a small shack in North Carolina and build bombs from pinball machines. And these bombs I will mail with stamps not containing my own silva. And then I will have my name legally changed to Theodore Kozinski, ahhhh that will be the day.

Life Is Good

I believe it was my first post when I said that if somebody isn't happy with themselves; they sure as hell aren't going to be happy with somebody else. I swear I'm not making this up. Come on people, I don't need to listen to your crap; I got my own life to live. So go and LIVE your own life, have a little fun. Remember life is made of four things, fun, conflict, resolution, 42. Also, if you aren't finding love where you are looking...look someplace else. There you go.

Now my life is another story, there must be like 6-12 HBs (Hot Bodies for those of you who don't hear me talk about women) in my English Class alone. Now given my pick, there has to be at least one good one out of the bunch; and by good I mean acceptable. If not I will have to move on to history class. If all is good, all is good; if not so good, all is good. I mean there must be at least 50,000 other women I will meet in the next 10 years; so if one were to stop moaning and groaning about their love life, they would notice those odds are something I would bet on.

M.A.M.E.

Pull out your soldering irons kids. I am going to do some good old fashioned wiring. I'm not going to go into much detail, but you might want to dust off some of your video game controllers *cough*NES/SNES/Genesis/PS*cough*

Well, once again it is getting late, and I have a Calc quiz to finish in the morning; so I will see you kids later. Give me a call if you need me.

Eh, Life is full of Ponies

Well Kids, it has happened again. Another night with little sleep leading to an exhausted mind; add this with the frisbee that will probably now be cancelled due to snow...and you have all the makings of a crappy day.

Good news is, I am happy. That is right, you can stop worshipping me for a while; because I will not sack your village tonight.

More to come...class

Valentines, Work, School, Words of Wisdom

What's the big deal with Valentines? I mean we get together to celebrate the beheading of a man, who completed forbidden marriages. Now, looking back at the past few Valentines; those are some psycho people. Looking back on it, I would behead whoever bound me to those people as well. Seriously people, I can understand spending some quality time with somebody you love, feeding the capitalist ideal, and so forth. BUT don't go out of your way to satisfy some crazy idea that people aren't happy alone. People that aren't happy with themselves are not happy with ANYBODY.

Work sucks that is my new life slogan. Why me? Well I'll tell you why. Somewhere I got some crazy idea in my head that people that work hard get somewhere in life. I mean when has Karl Marx been right about anything? Well, it turns out that it does get you somewhere...just not where you want to be. So now that my lovable boss cannot give me many hours, I am up for bid everyday...and everybody knows my name. So I find myself doing other peoples jobs, teaching myself that job, and away from my friends/acquaintances at work. I can now officially run my own store... I am only about 30 hours of training, and 2 years of leadership experience away. There is NOTHING I cannot do; including use the intercom across state lines.

Be Cool, Stay in Le Pool:

School is fun, school is easy, school is time consuming, school is full of new girls; what more can I say?


En Vivé

Live every day like it is your last. Get everything settled, speak your mind, Carpe Diem. I like people who aren't afraid to breathe, bleed, and speak their mind.





More to come.

My Book, Life, Heroin, Insurance Fraud.

So what; I've been around for some time, defending the Queen, disturbing the peace, and defending the ONE AND ONLY Trident of Poseidon. But who is my daddy, and what does he do? Those answers and more, in the following:

Ok, so the past few months have been hell; but I am finally getting back in order. Work seems to get a little easier every day, I swear I won't be there next christmas. But on to the real things in my life; I seem to become more of the acquaintance guy now. I swear I love people, but I know WAY TOO MANY of you. This really isn't good now that I am surrounding myself with students again. YES you heard right, I am actually going to school.

Poker, poker, poker; what can I say? The past few weeks, I downplay, I hollywood, I bluff, I show, I muck; and all you know is I either have boats or nothing. I am subtly making false tells, just to see who notices. So if I tap out for a straight, I might just have some pocket rockets.

I will definitely have an update someday. So check this page every five minutes and bathe in it's glory.


My Book: Not much progress here. It is pretty much everything I want to accomplish with this; well minus the adds and incriminating evidence. Yet so far, I am still left with the following.

"I'm the one who faces his fears. A fighter and a lover. The one with no regret for the days nor the nights, which I have seized. I live life by one creed, live. I drive fast, dance slow, and work somewhere in-between. I am a man of morals, a defender of good, and the physical incarnation of beauty. I'M NOT RANDOM!!!!! I'm the one who cheats with death, taking life for all it's got. I think on my feet, and sit on my rear. I'm everything, everyone wants; happy, happy, and content."

[Sarcasm] For those of you who do not know about my book, it is an amazing story; including such vivid and deep characters as: James Tiberius Kirk, the lovable Chewbacca, grizzly man Aragorn, revolutionist John Conner, pretty boy Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell, paleontologist Dr. Alan Grant, rock star Marty McFly, token black guy Apollo Creed, the hysterical Lloyd Christmas, the show-boating John McClane, and of course; their leader Daniel Ocean. Together they form the "A Team" [/Sarcasm]


Other Random Projects:

This Crap: See Figure A.

Mame Cabinet: Ready to go, just need tax refund.

Poker Table: Waiting for complete rebuild, and having some felt problems.

Trident: A suitable replacement trident will take some time to conceive. I am afraid that I will have to scale Olympus and defeat Zeus, therefore restoring Chronos to his place as god of all. Once I have restored the Titan from Elysium; he and I shall reform the original trident shards with my own as the god of the time reverses its fowl fate. In that day, I shall enter his body and fuse with the seed of Poseidon, defending my title.

Fighting: Well heck, kids there is a Heavy Bag hanging in my room...what can we deduce from this?


Outlook On Life:

The world would be a better place, if everybody were just content. Today you live, and that is cause for celebration. I may be young, and I may not know much; but living life is where it is at. Boys and girls, you are like everybody else; and while I normally go more in depth with this type of crap, it is not entertaining. So the solution is this: If you "sweat some girls nuts", "whine about no-lovin' ", complain about how you look, or something to that degree...I will slap you with a moldy fish.


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