Relationships, Love, Leon Phelps.

It is only appropriate to start such a entry with strong words of wisdom.



"What is love?
What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness?
Is it not the sweetest flower?
Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds?
Does not the wind love the dirt?
Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to?

Are you with someone tonight?
Do not question your love.
Take your lover by the hand.
Release the power within yourself.
You heard me, release the power.
Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper.
Conquer heaven with one intimate caress.
That's right don't be shy.

Whip out everything you got...
And do it in the butt."

By Leon Phelps


Now I can't say that I've slept with the lowliest of whores to the highest of bus station skanks; yet I might just know a little bit about relationships that you don't. And while half of you are going to stop breathing and wait for me to address your particular problem, I don't have time to focus on each and every one of you. A lot of you are making fools of yourself and to be quite frank, it hurts me to watch some of you. So let me break it down into one hundred and eighty thousand simple steps.

Don't Be Jealous

Ok, this is a no brainer. Jealousy is just stupid. Ok, so lets settle this here. If you want a girl; find a sociology class. If you want a guy; go to Panama City during spring break. I'm just saying who cares? There are only about 30,000 students at the University of Kentucky alone, find someone else. Besides, if you are a needy clingy thing, nobody is going to like you anyways.

Don't Be Clingy

Ok, so you're a kid here. I mean seriously, no point in denying it. Relationships are supposed to be about attraction and FUN; sure you get into trust and deeper stuff later on, but my goodness YOU SHOULDN'T NEED SOMEBODY. You almost never get the one you want. So tunnel vision doesn't really work out.

Have Some Fun

Again, you are a freaking kid. I'm sorry I can't see why people are depressed, emotional, psycho and in denial here, but get over it. I mean my goodness, I'm tired of your crap. I've said it once before, and I will say it over and over, "If you aren't happy by yourself, you aren't happy with someone else." So have some fun, before I make you



Well I'm Sick

That's right, I'm sick as a dog. I'm not sure if I should blame John Miller, other people I work with (other options ruled out); so rest easy; I cannot point fingers. But I'm on to you, whomever you are, I'm on to you.

<=(Edited: 12:22 pm 3/30/05)

The History Of Thargok

I am Thargok, King of Chipmunks.

This has been my name for some time. My history is written in Google, and those who take my name from me.

In the year 1999, being the random person I am, the name came to me in a glorious campaign. I yelled it randomly, in the middle of class; and from there forth it was mine. Not to be confused, where I now have 5 google pages affiliated with me; there are like 2-3 websites that use my name without my express written consent. That is ok, imitation is flattery.

And now you know that story.

Cutting the Crap

Goodbye

Although I have never lost friends, I'm kicking some people out of the circle. I've got things I need to do, and some people are just pissing me off. And although I still care about you crazy, psycho people; I can't sit around and let you bring me down all day. Many of you are not the center of the universe... GET OVER IT.

School Sucks

I've got to write a paper on the legalization of illegal substances. And although this is good from a crime/economic standpoint. Drugs are ignorant, what the hell are people thinking? Are you really such an insecure pansy that you need to take drugs so you don't actually LIVE a little.



Anyways, I got to go to work, I'll have more tomorrow peace out.

Man Finds Cure For Cancer In Mc Hammer's Designer Parachute Pants

Update

Ok, so the update is finally here, the other night we randomly drove to Pigeon Forge, TN. Where we were instantly harassed by the police, and kicked out of Walmart. After which I drove all the way back to Lexington, only making a stop for ungodly amounts of fireworks, which are just waiting to be released on the unsuspecting public.

Weddings, And Driving, And Atlanta... OH MY!!!

Well I stopped posting, and the University of Kentucky has lost another basketball game. It is a sad, sad day in sports.

So it's time for a quick update, and by quick I mean freaking long. So lets get this show on the Road.


March 13-16, 2005

March 12 ended in a cold day, with a car packed, and a trip ahead. We knew our destination, we knew our route; but 10 hours on the road was just not enough, so at 11:20 pm; we got gas and started heading out. It wasn't until the 13th till our trip had started however, as the hunt for food was mostly unsuccessful. I was at the helm as music erupted from dual iPods side by side in car holders of their own. And so it came to pass that on March 13th that we finally departed Kentucky on a route to Carolina Beach. It was early morning when we came into West Virginia and as the exits passed I noticed the corresponding exits of the Adkins family and Ms. Kersey whom I haven't seen in some time now. As the trip rolled on through 64, I crossed over to Virginia near Bland, a second home to my aunt and uncle. It was there that the storm caught up with me, snow engulfed my vehicle for what seemed like days; until I crossed the boarder at North Carolina. It was a little past 5 when I came into the state of my final destination. And I continued at the wheel until I got onto I-40 the road that would take me to my destination some 4 hours later. Next thing I know Raleigh is behind me, and I am running on the lukewarm beach. It is here in which Poseidon takes his revenge on my victory by stealing my beloved flashflight frisbee. A swim in the cold water as I sat in the car in a boxer-covered hypothermic state. And so the trip continued until we reached Wrightsville Beach that night after goofing off for a day and getting some sleep (after a ACC game on TV). More ACC basketball continued as the UK game could not be found deep in the heart of the Atlantic, thank you ESPN ticker. March 14th the day started at 10 am, sleep was good, however the room had to be evacuated in 1 hour. Quickly the bags were once again packed and tossed in the car as a Wedding surely would happen in a few hours within visible distance on the beach. It is then where the plot takes a twist. In a stroke of pure genius I decide that we can make it to Atlanta for the last round of the SEC tournament, with a six hour overnight drive. Well, when it was all said and done; it came down to the LSU game. And I swear, in the history of Wrightsville Beach to run up and down the beach, barefoot, singing the UK fight song. Ten hours later, I was leaving Charlotte on my way to the SEC. It was while on this path that I picked up the state of South Carolina. My brother, uncle, and I slept in Georgia that night, just two hours out of Atlanta. March 15, to make a long story short, we got great tickets, UK lost, we went back to Charlotte and prepared to return to Lexington. March 16, 9:00 am we were out of there and on our way back to Lexington. With the reopening of Jelico Mountain on I-75, we picked up the state of Tennesse, at 3:00 pm we were home; FINALY.

And that is my story.

Reflection

Well I haven't reflected on anything in a long time, and I really should have been. So I am going to come clean and let it all out, all the insights I have into life and all the advice I can offer. I guess the first thing I have to say is pray, it's good stuff man. That said, here is my advice:

Carpe Diem - Life is too short, live it up. It is good to prioritize, but always remember today could be your last. Get your fun out.

Be Content - I think that the only wish I have in life is to not regret life itself. And while I am not perfect, I am the maker of my own decisions and should therefore be proud of whatever results might occur. Be fun, be stupid, be creative, but just be ready and happy.

There is so much more, but it is late. Be yourself, be unique, don't care what the other man thinks. I am not perfect, but everyday I am closer and that is all I need.



Good Dreams, Good Life, Good Night

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